Hey baffled NTO readers and HC revenants: want to catch up on this old thing or just belatedly express your appreciation for all the slaving I did for you back when but don’t want to spend $25 on a trade paperback that’s only going to slow you down when you’re running from the cops for smoking that joint in broad daylight out in front of the Starbuck’s?

Have I got a deal for you: a big, fat, high-res digital download of the collected Cantos and all the bullshit bonus materials for a mere, manageable $4.99. It’s a DRM-free, 158-page PDF you can gape at on your iThing and/or share with your mom. It cannot be beaten. Because it’s digital, and it doesn’t really exist.